he's just mad cause he cant hit it

so last night at work i had to cut off my friend katie. katie is 5' nothing and weighs 90 pounds, but she can drink everyone i know under the table. so my pit bosses problem wasnt that she was too drunk, cause bitch could have drunk a lot more, my pit bosses problem was that she was drinking with a dealer who wast her husband. he said it didnt look right. i told him that being the moral police when you work in a casino is pretty much a moot point. he didnt like my insolence. one of these nights im going to mouth off to the wrong person. luckily the gm adores me. and why shouldnt he, im awesome. katie and tracy and i are going to drink there thursday night. i think were going to get asked to leave. but thats a chance im willing to take. i really didnt have enough fun when i was younger, i was too busy being the good kid. so now im going to have fun. whenever the opportunity presents itself. even if its like the night i got entirely too drunk and ended up throwing up behind the 7 11. embarrassing yes. miserable in the morning because i was still in the restaurant and had to serve people eggs. but worth it.
my best friend and roommate is 8 months pregnant and im getting more excited by the day. i look at pictures of newborns and almost start crying. i want one of my own half the time, and then i realize how much better its going to be just to hang out with hers. its not like im dating anyone viable. or like you could call what im doing with phil dating at all. and the other prospect is a bi polar ass. one second were down and hes all playful and up on me. the next hes ignoring me. its like high school. and while i didnt have a lot of relationships in that era im still too old for that bullshit right now. so im being high school right back and ignoring his ass. kind of like ignore him before he ignores me. and he has a gut. and weird sideburns like hes trying to imitate aj from the backstreet boys. he's from miami so maybe he is. or maybe hes just got dissociative identity disorder and not all of his personalities recognize my inherent hotness. even when im shaking my pantyhose clad ass in his face. thats the theory i like best. the one that sounds the most soap opera.